You go into a cake shop and buy a cake. You start to eat the cake. Mmmmmm... it's a good one! But then a piece of cake goes down the wrong way and you start choking. You choke and choke and fight for breath and gasp and wheeze and your face goes red. You double up and fall on the ground. Here you are, choking to death on a piece of cake, in the middle of the footpath with everyone watching. No one's going to help you. Eating that cake was a bad decision.

You have scored 0 points out of a possible 100. There is one stark fact in the world today -- subject to no argument -- requiring no proof -- it is this -- no good ever came of eating.