This section contains fourteen of my best poems. A rhyming poem is indicated by a red asterisk (*).
Bed Poem* (1987)
No Good* (1993)
Negative Affection* (1993)
Therapy* (five poems in one) (1994)
What Could I Do?* (1997)
The Theory of Inverse Money-
Happiness Correlation (1998)
The Hjorthian Reaper (1998)
The Bouncer Turned Me
The Paradise Motel* (1998)
Pretend Low Self Esteem* (1998)
The Angels' Vices* (2000)
Waiting with the Band* (2000)
When I was very young I wanted to be a writer. Some people have told me that I ought to pursue the writing and maybe I could get something published one day, but I just don't get a thrill out of it like I do with music, and I very rarely get the inspiration. I find that I'm somewhat restricted in my writing, by my lack of understanding about the human condition. Anyway here are some things that I've written.
This section contains eight of my best short stories. Embedded in one of these tales is instructions on how to get to the "hidden" section of the web-site.
Dead Secret (1996) 1452 words
Call The Locksmith (1999) 6665 words