by Stephen Clark

	The general says "Aha! I thought it was you. Guards, let the other man go." Bob is escorted away. "Now, you say you'll tell me everything", says the general.     You answer, "Yes. I don't want to be tortured."     The general says, "Very well then, tell me where the terrorist headquarters is."   Say, "The terrorist headquarters is in a little building seven hundred metres north north-east of here, camouflaged by leaves and branches."   Say, "The terrorist headquarters is in Ridgetown TAFE college."